Can I move the cones my neighbor places to save his parking spot?

Another Very Philly Question.

The ethics of cone moving

And we’re back with another Very Philly Question. I asked back two Philly natives for their take on the forever-Philly issue.

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Evan Weiss
Deputy Features Editor

The question is: Can I move the cones my neighbor places to save his parking spot?

Tommy Rowan
Programming Editor

You absolutely can and should.

Sam Ruland
Features Planning and Coverage Editor

10000%

Sam Ruland

You don’t own the street — it’s public parking! If you want guaranteed parking, get a driveway.

Tommy Rowan

Now, if you shoveled out a spot for your car and put work into it, I'm OK with you claiming that spot for that snow day.

Tommy Rowan

But never should someone ever save a spot with a cone, folding chair, bucket, nada.

Sam Ruland

Exactly, if it’s mid-blizzard and you just spent two hours digging out your car, fine, take a victory lap. But by the next morning when everything's melted away, cones are getting tossed.

Tommy Rowan

And for extra credit, you could also return said cone to the Water Department, which most likely owned the cone first before this concerned party stole them.

Sam Ruland

But in all reality, I hate the whole saving-spots-with-cones thing. It’s entitled — that’s not your spot, it’s A SPOT.

Tommy Rowan

Amen

Evan Weiss

In the moment you're removing that cone, are you at all nervous that the neighbor will see you?

Sam Ruland

Yeah, you feel a little nervous. That's why you move it like it's a lit bomb. Quick hands, no eye contact, and sprint to the car.

Tommy Rowan

Also, I'm a big fan of the "others see it, too," approach. Your other neighbors on your block already know who the conehead is.

Tommy Rowan

Safety in numbers.

Sam Ruland

Half the block’s in silent agreement every time someone finally moves it.

Tommy Rowan

Yup!

Sam Ruland

I’m not circling the block three times when there’s an open spot right there. Cone or not, I’m parking.

Tommy Rowan

I came here to chew gum and park. The cone is in the way, and I'm all out of chewing gum.

Evan Weiss

What do you do if your neighbor comes out mid-cone removal?

Sam Ruland

You commit. You’re already in too deep. Smile, wave, and park like you belong there.

Tommy Rowan

Tell them you're reclaiming the property of the Philadelphia Water Department.

Sam Ruland

Or pickup your cellphone and pretend to be on the phone.

Tommy Rowan

Or, if you're really in the mood, give 'em a smile and say, "Thanks for saving it for me!"

Sam Ruland

Bonus points if you follow it up with, “Go Birds!” while stepping out of the car.

Tommy Rowan

Yeah! And look, nobody likes circling blocks. But suck it up, find an ACME or a shopping center and park there for the night and move it in the morning before the tow trucks come. Like the rest of us!

Tommy Rowan

And for God's sake leave the Water Department alone!

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