WAWK SIGN IS AWN

“Of course even our crosswalks have a thick Philly accent.”

Illustration by Steve Madden
Illustration by Steve Madden

John Schaeffer was at a crosswalk on Main Street in Manayunk a few years ago when the walk sign illuminated and a prerecorded audio announcement told him it was safe to cross the street.

But what he heard, instead, stopped him dead in his tracks.

“All of a sudden it just goes, ‘Main. Wawk sign is awn ta crawss Main,’” Schaeffer said. “I was like, ‘Does this crosswalk have a Philly accent? Did I hit my head? Am I losing my mind?’”

Audible Pedestrian Signals on Philly crosswalk signs, in Philadelphia, PA, March 2, 2026.
Audible Pedestrian Signals on Philly crosswalk signs, in Philadelphia, PA, March 2, 2026.Jessica Griffin / Staff Photographer

He pulled out his phone, took a video, and sent it to a friend in Canada, who confirmed Schaeffer’s suspicions that the crosswalk indeed had hoagiemouth.

“It feels like one of those many only-in-Philly things, of course even our crosswalks have a thick Philly accent,” Schaeffer said. “It’s mind-blowing and insanely cool. Obviously cool enough that I’ve been holding onto it for years and when you came along I thought I needed someone to get on the case and get to the bottom of this.”

Mawrket, wawk sign is awn ta crawss Mawrket.

I met Schaeffer while covering the opening of the Philly Phlush standalone public bathroom in Clark Park last year. He was the inaugural user and after my story published he reached out with some kind words (I’m flushed with honor that his partner got him a framed copy of the story that now hangs in his own bathroom) and with the tip about the crosswalks.

Somehow, my ears hadn’t registered the Philly accent at our crosswalks before, but that’s not a surprise. Just last weekend I asked my husband to push a button on a crosswalk sign on the Parkway only to have him tell me that it was not a button, but rather, a well-placed googly eyed sticker.

Once Schaeffer brought the accent to my attention though, I couldn’t stop myself from hitting the crosswalk buttons at every intersection to hear it more, like a kid on an elevator lighting up every floor.

Sampson, wawk sign is awn ta crawss Sampson.

Of course, there is no ‘p’ in Sansom Street (unless drunken revelers are celebrating an Eagles Super Bowl win), but that doesn’t stop the Philly accent from adding one because just like the people who speak it, it does whatever it wants.

I can differentiate at least two different male voices narrating these announcements, possibly three, but the enthusiasm level of all of them is like “some guy shows up at 5 a.m. with a Wawa coffee, plugs the mic in, and is like ‘Keep it moving,’” as Schaeffer so aptly put it.

No auditions

The purpose of the announcements, which are part of the city’s Audible Pedestrian Signal (APS) systems, is to let people with visual impairments know when it’s safe to cross the street.

The APS systems are administered by the Philadelphia Streets Department, whose director of operations, Thomas Buck, answered questions for me via email through a spokesperson.

Chestnut, wawk sign is awn ta crawss Chestnut.

Citywide there are 135 APS systems, but questions about exact intersections or the neighborhoods where they are located were not answered. According to Buck, intersections are chosen to receive APS systems based on upgrades, reconstruction, or “a need for enhanced pedestrian safety.”

I’m sad to report there are no tryouts to be the voice of Philadelphia’s crosswalks. The dulcet, Philly-accented audio announcements are voiced either by Streets Department employees or by staffers with the department’s equipment suppliers who are responsible for programming and assembling the APS units.

Stephanie Farr

“The individuals providing the messaging are either Philadelphia residents or in the case of the equipment suppliers, may be residents in the surrounding areas,” Buck said.

The announcements are either recorded in the traffic engineering division’s signal and sign shop in Juniata Park or in the assembly shops of the Streets Department’s respective suppliers, according to Buck.

Audible Pedestrian Signals on Philly crosswalk signs, in Philadelphia, PA, March 2, 2026.
Audible Pedestrian Signals on Philly crosswalk signs, in Philadelphia, PA, March 2, 2026.Jessica Griffin / Staff Photographer

While the intent of the message is clear, “The Philly accent was completely unintentional,” he said.

Isn’t it always.

Wooder the odds

I’ll never forget when I first heard myself say “wooder” a few years after moving here. I was so shocked I turned around to see who said it. Now, I don’t even notice when the accent comes out of me.

I was interviewed for a documentary last year and my husband’s proudest moment was when I said “mewvement” instead of “movement.” I didn’t even catch it until he pointed it out.

“You’re one of us now!” he said.

To be honest, I was proud too. The Philadelphia accent is one of the many things that gives this city such a wonderful sense of place. I never set out to procure one, it just happened through sheer osmosis of the culture over time, like becoming a Philly sports fan or bringing pretzel nugget trays to parties.

Stephanie Farr

University of Pennsylvania researchers even found that the Philadelphia accent appears in American Sign Language , with different signs for words like ice cream, squirrel, and river being used in this region than in standard ASL.

Interestingly enough, the voice of the first APS system in the city had no Philly accent at all. In 1997, a recorded announcement telling people it was safe to cross Broad Street at Montgomery Avenue in North Philly was voiced by former Secretary of State Colin Powell. Over the years, Philly APS systems have also used automated voices and “chirping” sounds.

Earned addytood

I asked users on Bluesky and Threads whose voice they’d want to convey messages to the people of Philadelphia. The clear favorite was retired 6ABC anchor Jim Gardner (no surprise there), followed closely by Eagles broadcaster Merrill Reese. Other nominees included Patti LaBelle, Terry Gross, Tariq “Black Thought” Trotter, Quinta Brunson, Jason Kelce, Gillie da King, Tina Fey, Leslie Odom Jr., Patti Jackson, Ukee Washington, Lady B, and John Kruk.

While any of them would be great, the regular Fulladulfya guys they have voicing the systems now possess a perfect mixture of Philly apathy and annoyance that I’m not sure any celebrity could duplicate — and one that certainly could never be duplicated by AI. Such an addytood can only be earned by dealing with jabronis on the streets of Philly every day.

Thurd, wawk sign is awn ta crawss Thurd.

But if the Streets Department wants to make the announcements even more beeyoodeeful, which they should, I suggest they have those who voice them start the messages off with “Gah-head” and end them with “havagudwun.”

Gah-head awn Sampson. Wawk sign is awn ta crawss Sampson. Havagudwun.

Audible Pedestrian Signals on Philly crosswalk signs, in Philadelphia, PA, March 2, 2026.
Audible Pedestrian Signals on Philly crosswalk signs, in Philadelphia, PA, March 2, 2026.Jessica Griffin / Staff Photographer

Today, looking for the Philly-accented APS systems has become “like a treasure hunt” for Schaeffer when he walks the city’s streets and he takes joy in pointing the accent out to others, all of whom think “it’s absolutely wild.”

“There’s not been a single person I’ve talked to that’s like ‘Oh yeah, that makes complete sense,’” he said.

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